How to probably not meet a woman

Yesterday the wife and I attended our grandson’s eighth birthday party at a laser tag place. You can imagine what it was like: a sound level that compared with one of the noisier battles of the Civil War, food scraps underfoot, little kids and some of their parents running around shooting each other with lasers.

But that’s not important right now, because the most interesting thing I saw was a poster advertising a Lonely Hearts Overnight event scheduled for the Friday after Valentine’s Day. For $30 in advance or $35 at the door, you can play laser tag from 11:00 p.m. to 5:00 a.m. and maybe meet that special someone.

Guys take note: Chances are you will not meet someone there, but if you do she will most likely be the one.


3 Responses to “How to probably not meet a woman”

  1. Keith Jackson Says:

    Now that’s great advice.

  2. Josh Lees Says:

    Oh, how I wish I lived in Knoxville.

  3. Kyle Kelley Says:

    I would almost pay money to see what the boy to girl ratio on the advanced signup sheet is.

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